winterpeg:

garrus u ok?

winterpeg:

garrus u ok?

(via mygirlfriendattempts)

Album Art

stilesxtilinski:

guardians of the galaxy : awesome mix vol. 1

hooked on a feeling, blue swede! that song belongs to me

(via shiitake-tissues)

Artistblue swede
Titlehooked on a feeling
Albumguardians of the galaxy : awesome mix vol. 1
Album Art
ArtistNorman Greenbaum
TitleSpirit In the Sky
AlbumGuardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mix, Vol. 1 (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

outofcontextdnd:

Ranger: Hey, guys! Come here! I found a key and some… crudely drawn pornography?

Wizard: Prison gold.

- My players trying to escape a gladiatorial arena 

snorunt:

STOP

snorunt:

STOP

(via foxgopher)

surimistick:

kendallhaleart:

Pokedex Entry: Mewssingno., the Future-Devouring Pokemon.
Mewssingno. is the only Pokemon with complete omniscience. It knows where you live. It knows who you love. It knows you still pee your bed at night. And it knows you tried to cheat to get infinite Rare Candies and Masterballs. 
Larger view here: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Mewssingno-472862222

i will feed it pokepuffs and pet its head

surimistick:

kendallhaleart:

Pokedex Entry: Mewssingno., the Future-Devouring Pokemon.

Mewssingno. is the only Pokemon with complete omniscience. It knows where you live. It knows who you love. It knows you still pee your bed at night. And it knows you tried to cheat to get infinite Rare Candies and Masterballs. 


Larger view here: 
http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Mewssingno-472862222

i will feed it pokepuffs and pet its head

(via spookyhyphen)

The True 1%

outofcontextdnd:

Occupy dragons! Why do 1% of the DnD creatures have 99% of the gold?

mygirlfriendattempts:

You can find more funny Steam Reviews→ here 

odysseyeurobeat:

mushious:

steamquestria:

Happy birthday, Dad!

FLUTTERSHY IS BEST ANDROID

HGGGGGH FLUTTERSHY

(via gungnirind)

engrprof:

allieinarden:

If I ever direct Hamlet, I’m going to have Hamlet say “The air bites shrewdly” and then stand there for a second with Horatio as one of the guards stares blankly at them with his mouth open, until finally, just as the guard is clearing his throat to ask, he rolls his eyes and adds, “IT IS VERY COLD.”

I want to see this production!

(via never-withoutmypermission)