Ranger: Hey, guys! Come here! I found a key and some… crudely drawn pornography?
Wizard: Prison gold.
- My players trying to escape a gladiatorial arena
The True 1%
Occupy dragons! Why do 1% of the DnD creatures have 99% of the gold?
If I ever direct Hamlet, I’m going to have Hamlet say “The air bites shrewdly” and then stand there for a second with Horatio as one of the guards stares blankly at them with his mouth open, until finally, just as the guard is clearing his throat to ask, he rolls his eyes and adds, “IT IS VERY COLD.”
I want to see this production!